Anonymous asked:john? really? how very... plain.
(A/N: That’s kind of the point. The reason SM works as something scary for me is that because he is so plain (faceless, black suit) it’s very easy to project whoever, or whatever, onto him, and John is a common, unremarkable name, and to me, it fits in with that. As far as the character i’ve created goes, John Slender works. The way I’ve got it worked out is that “The Slenderman” is his title, not his name, like Agent Coulson. hope that clears things up.)
Anonymous asked:yo, PH...have you met Trenderman too? Or is Slendy trying to hide him from you?
SM: Oh, him. Yeah, we’re cousins.
Anonymous asked:Can you guys tell me a joke?
PH: Heheh, hey, Slendy, what’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?
SM: What, Red?
PH: You can’t peanut butter your (im not typing that) into someone’s ass.
(A/N: It’s crude, i know, but it’s the only thing i could think of. Actual pages up tomorrow!)
um, srsly, my two favorite people together in one blog as bffs? I'm in heaven!! :D
PH: That’s why we’re here.
(A/N: It’s so good to hear that this is making people happy, or at least amused. i think i may be close to twenty followers, and i never thought i’d break ten.)
Between the two of you, who is the slob and who is more high-maintenance? I'm sensing an "odd couple" vibe from the two of you.
PH: Slendy is the most high maintenance! Good Lord, what a diva! “Put your Great Knife away! Wash your apron, stop dragging corpses into the house! Get your boots off the table!” Myeh myeh myeh. Geez.
SM: Hm. Well, I don’t consider myself a “diva” but I’ll make note of that. In all honesty, Red is the slob. I can’t bear to even look at his room! Blood on the walls, rust on the floors, nurses spilling out of the closet (among other things…) it’s a nightmare!
PH: You need to loosen up man! Aren’t monsters supposed to be scary, not obsessive and compulsive?
SM: Oh, so I’m obsessive because I don’t want the landlord to see dead women in our apartment? We’ll get evicted!
PH: Oh, you are just the worst…
(A/N: this was actually a really good question, it sets up my first story arc perfectly! (which is also why it’s a text-only response.) i’ve always thought of the slenderman as being very OCD, having to have things clean, very organised, whereas mr. pyramid head is the exact opposite. just look at where he came from! also, i’m calling him ‘red’ for now, one because i remember once seeing him called “Red pyramid thing” and two because i dont want to type pyramid head too often.)